Sunday, June 16, 2013

BF5 mod.


Shay and I need something to get us around California next week...so...

11 comments:

GreasyDave said...

Your lawn is lookin a bit rough there..... might i suggest some Scott's turf builder, the 10-20-10 blend, and perhaps a vigorous watering schedule. And of course, Penningtons grass seed, a name you can trust.....

midnight cowboy said...

I wouldnt listen to this "greaseball dave" or whatever he calls himself... Penningtons is way over rated and a rip off. plain old hardware store grass seed and plenty of water is all you need. That, and a good application of mulch. Most rural cities have a drop off point where you can get it for free. Where are you located ? I have the local Michigan mapping zones... I'll help ya out with that. Do you have a sprinkler system on a timer ? That will help. I prefer Rainbird products myself....

Choppers Forever FTW said...

Mulch is what you need my friend, artificial chemicals are a cheap fix. Your soil is depleted. Lowe's gives weekend seminars on lawn care. Wanna meet up for one ? I am a regular there. We can get free coffee at the contractors desk (I know several employees there, who give me a pro discount, even tho I'm not a contractor.) I can hook you up my friend. We'll make a day of it. How does trhis saturday sound ?

Tom Snethersby said...

Brad, its Tom and Julie, across the way. Listen, we have been trying to reach you, you have been absent lately from the homeowners association meetings, and we havs several concerns we need to address. Perhaps this is not the right place, but honestly, you never answer the door, and everytime I try to call, it seems your off playing "biker"...
Now listen, I dont really care how you spend your free time, Julie and I were young once too, but when you joined our neighbrhood, well, Lets just say we (Julie and I) feel you might have misled us. Hell, lets not mince words here, you DID mis lead us. Julie is worried sick that one of the neighborhood children are going to loose an eye from that piece of rusted scrap jutting out from your front lawn (What IS that thing??)and I am tired of having to pick dandelions because you have let your place go to seed. We saved for years to be able to provide a safe, secure neighborhood for our children to grow up in, and I'll be damned if I'll (Julie and I ) be willing to let you take tat away from us. Clean up your act mister, and your lawn too. And by the way, our "pond" or whatever it once might have been, is a smelly nuicance, and a watering hole for vermin.. I myself have seen squirrels taking a drink.. This ends now, mister, this ends now. call me.....

Rightious Hymen said...

Dude, the King queen is totally rightious, Bro. Diggin the look. But whats up with the yard, man ? Take some pride, bro......

Julie said...

Hi,,, Brad ? It's Julie..... Listen, never mind Tom, he's just an old worry wart. I'd like to talk..... he leaves for work at 8 am sharp every day, you can set your clock by it. Wont be home till 6:45 pm. NEVER comes home early.... come by.... I'm sure we can work something out ;-)

Diesel said...

Fucking hilarious. Made my day. I will never do yard work again.

Tom Snethersby said...

Julie !?!? What the hell ? Here, I work all day, trying to provide a safe and secure home for you and the kids (who, lets be honest here, do NOT look a thing like me..) while you sit home on your lazy fat ass and spend my hard earned money on QVC shopping channel knicknaks, and THIS is the thanks I get ?? You out trying to proposition our scumbag neighbor (no offense brad) while I'm at WORK ??? How many other men have you screwed while I was away, huh ?? Answer me that, you filthy bitch ! Why, I've half a mind to borrow my nephews honda and go out and get a little taste of freedom myself, if you know what I mean....... DONT WAIT UP.... Stupid COW !!!

Julie said...

Brad, I almost forgot, please dont publish my comment.... Tom reads your site every day.... I think he's jealous. Just keep that between us, ok ? xo.... :-)

Julie said...

Fat Ass ?!?! You think I'm a stupid Cow ??? Well, Tom, you go enjoy your little "taste of freedom" all you want mister, but you wont be tasting my famous pot roast, or anything else, not from me, Tommy boy... Not from this house. 14 years of mariage and this is how you repay me ? I have moved your belongings to the end of the driveway. Dont come knockin on MY door tom... you dont live here any more..... EVER !

Tom Snethersby said...

Ummm... well, this is awkward, but, hey Brad, would you by chance be wanting a roomate ? It's me, Tom.... I got all my stuff right here... I can take care of your lawn for you ?